Screw you guys, I’m going phone. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself — but you have to imagine Trey Parker and Matt Stone must be thinking along these lines with the recent announcement of South Park: Phone Destroyer. Debuting at Ubisoft’s E3 Press Conference, the newly announced game is a real-time strategy title bringing all the of the greatest South Park characters into battle.
The reveal trailer (below) is a mix of the usual South Park comedy and gameplay. Of course, this isn’t the first South Park game sharing the Ubisoft stage — South Park: The Fractured But Whole for PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One was showcased with new gameplay and a brand new trailer.
Ubisoft’s short-but-sweet elevator pitch for South Park: Phone Destroyer is:
South Park: Phone Destroyer brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne. Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent! All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment. Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER!
South Park: Phone Destroyer is coming to Android and Apple sometime in 2017. Check out the reveal trailer below: