Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. 'f I were, y'd be dead. What? And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Really? One beat. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Fun thought. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Peter Parker One-shots - Never Have I ever - Wattpad The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Good. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. "How?" Pete, that means youre up! Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Which is pretty often. Peter smirked. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Rules, shmules. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Oh, he says. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Peter put his sleeve down again. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit DC Character Or maybe Clint kisses him. Clint chuckled. Tony, Natasha snaps. He won't be bothered by it. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. "How do I know that?" "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Ask anyone. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. You're no fun, Cap. #tonystark #brucebanner He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? What if they asked about being robbed? Peter grumbled. Parley Stories - Wattpad And you wonder why people ship you two?. FRIDAY said. *SPOILERS* Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Never Have I Ever. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. What the hell Pete?! We gotta have that rule. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Tony brightens considerably at that. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. And no.. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. "Okay, my turn. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. You didn't tell me this!" Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. #marvel I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. "You knew?" She huffs a laugh and drinks again. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. One thing was clear. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. I don't know which one you want.. You make a country-boy blush.. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Clint groans. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Steve asked. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. It was great to see you again Nat! Clint can't help but laugh. Tony said. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Okay, a member of the same sex, then. So after a mission, I y'know.. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). "Explain, now. His name is Percy Jackson. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Aunt May says and I shrug. 374 guests The fuck, Clint? "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. #blackwidow You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Bucky wolf whistled. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. And Bruce?. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Yeah, Im with Vision. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. We should fight all the time.. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. This is my room.. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. #starktower Krispykitty, Synstylae364, LivelyLivelyLive, General_Cre, lady_Slytherin, Mompleasedontfindthis, anushkakht, feyzo, Gulim0509, heirofcool, MaeIsNotFine, welpje1999, 0Aratay0, Billyboi, Smowen99, yangiee, Murphy_46, Emerym0563, reticencemeccanico, BangLocalMilfs, Lokisdoll, Oo_snek_oO, A_drop_of_colour, soapdynasty, Alicemayamery123, Tulip103, Charlotte_JPM06, Microwave_Burrito09, Eggkos, Lio26, SwordSisters, Atalante241, onlyonemoreday, 1girlwith1brain, RDoglover, Amelia_074, Liafrank510, Chica_Promedio_X, simplymar16, AestheticallyBlurry, Night_Skye_Gazing, DyingRatInHealthcare, pidgeholt6, Athena_83, GodofBliss_Kangiten, IdiotQueer, Knightofthieves, Im_A_Gummybear_Of_Hell444, Saraqael_Li, Ima_frog6, and 454 more users Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. as well as God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. It's my bed. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Shit. We dated." Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. It's blueberry, his favorite. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Otherwise, all bets are off. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. It's a totally valid question!. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Demi, is that a bad thing?. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Better known as MJ. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Steve's gone red again. Nn. Yeah?. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Yep. Clint nods. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? They all thought that things were going to be better now. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first.
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