1990 XXIV San Francisco* Joe Montana tampered with his football: Jerry Rice used stickum. Obviously Jerry is at the knows no bounds portion of the movie. Thank you, God, for allowing us to travel here safely. It is a fact that Goodell feels he can braek the rules by not doing an impartial fact gathering analysis from BOTH teams while LEAKING false info to the news media that slanders/defames the Patriots.
Jerry Rice's statistics aside from Joe Montana & Steve Young show how More Self righteous BS.. Rogers over inflates the ball with the hope that it would be certified by the Ref.. Thats cheating!! Not. Its just not a big deal. . . [1st] Most Receiving Touchdowns, Game 3 (vs. Denver, Super Bowl XXIV; vs. San Diego, Super Bowl XXIX)
Wow just lost a lot of respect for Jerry and the NFL, now we know why the 9ers won all those super bowls. They were fined for the game they did it was a new rule post 2006. If the Dolphins failed to routinely change their signals, then it is inevitable that their opponents would figure them out. I think Jerry Rice subscribes to the George Costanza notion of lying/cheating. Skip to main content. Heres a revelation for you. He had five receptions for 133 yards and two touchdowns, one of which was a 61-yarder. Im too lazy to look it up but werent there teams in the 90s whose D-lines used Vaseline on their jerseys? But most importantly, don't play for what the game can give them rather than what they can give to the game. #5: Defamation of Character is a SERIOUS CRIME people wake up Haters and smell the stink of your own biased self righteous bigotry. No reason to pretend in the first place. He was selected to play in 13 Pro Bowls. As more and more information comes out, it looks like the Patriots in fact did NOT cheat or tamper with the balls. Rice is an idiot for what he said and stickum is waaaaay more relevant than spygate, bountygate, or pretend imaginary deflated balls, but who cares. There are no more routes to run, no more touchdowns to score, no more records to set. To Roger Craig and Raymond Ferris, thank you for helping me take my training regimen to the highest level possible. Here's a retrospective of. The NFL had total and complete control and responsibility for all balls in the Super Bowl when the Pats played the Hawks. The official source for NFL news, video highlights, fantasy football, game-day coverage, schedules, stats, scores and more. [1st] Most Consecutive Game with a Pass Reception 28
2004 XXXVIII New England* And Florio is such a little *%$#such a sniveling whiny little %$#@ that he has to point out multiple times hes only writing the article at the behest of Pats fans. He wrote 582 worthless columns about Deflategate nearly single-handedly keeping that non-story alive but is only reporting that the supposed greatest receiver of all time is an admitted cheater to appease Pats fans. Feb 7, 2015 8:34 PM [1st] Most Yards Receiving, Season 1,848 (1995)
Call us at (425) 485-6059. Lol the Pats didnt let the air out of any balls, the Colts deflated the single ball that was significantly under minimum pressure. One thing is sure that everyone is jealous of patriots. How you think some footballs being a tick under 12.5 psi is a greater advantage than a teams #1 WR having a banned substance on his gloves to help him catch the ball is beyond moronic. The more haters the better. He earned three Super Bowl rings with the 49ers and was named the Most Valuable Player of San Franciscos Super Bowl XXIII win over the Cincinnati Bengals. I love how when any other player or team gets caught or openly admits to cheating its no big deal. Your QB has admitted to cheating! Maybe they shouldnt wipe the balls down with towels when it rains, or players shouldnt be allowed to put paint under their eyes to help with glare. *BRADY & *PATS the ONLY Team in NFL History to win the Super Bowl when behind ten points or more in fourth quarter. This is coming from a Green Bay fan whose team doesnt suck, nor did they lose to the Patriots. Joe was the ultimate prankster, put in Tiger balm in jocks and Steve would roll out of bed and come to work with his hair all messed up. Let me tell all U Tinfoil hat wearin Agent Mulders out there something. He and the team got caught and paid with unprecedented fines. Feb 7, 2015 7:27 PM The one problem Walsh and the 49ers faced in the 1985 draft was they had won the Super Bowl the previous year, hence holding the final pick in Round 1. It's hard to go into every game with a red X on your chest, and I could feel the hair rise on the back of my neck when people chased me. Add SF, Falcons, Saints, Browns, etc. He had every gift but length of years. In addition, thank you to your family for their support. He then runs into a defensive back in San Diego who instead of taking a knee decides to run it back and fumble it back to the Patriots in the playoff game years ago. ! They were using our signals all game, former Dolphins running back Bernie Parmalee said at the time. [1st] Most Seasons, 1,000 or More Yards Receiving 14
Rice had a career-high 122 receptions in 1996, leading to 1,848 receiving yards, which was a new NFL record. Just kiss Belichicks and learn to shut up and smile for the camera like you shouldve done in the first place. NFLs 75th Anniversary Team
I dont care about cheating as long as games arent being fixed. [1st] Most Yards Receiving, Career 495
The fact is that the law regarding stickum was passed in 1981 and everyone ignored it. The Patriots SBs are in fact tainted whenever and wherever they cheated. The rest were slightly, which would be weather and physics related. No one game more exemplified his ability to raise his level of play when the lights were at the brightest, the night he broke Jim Browns career touchdown record. Im tired of the Media demanding perfection in sports. U must be such a great packers fan that you dont even know rogers openly admitted he tries to get over inflated balls into games. Doesnt really matter.the Patriots are the biggest cheating scumbags to ever play in the NFL, hands down, and its really not all that close. Cheated rings are useless, now that every one knows about it. 2001 XXXV Baltimore Not a surprise given the owners original stance trying to sweep the Ray Rice wife beating under the rug. They have the Best Owner, Best Coach and Greatest QB of all time .deal with it ! Scared about surviving the flight, excited like I am now because I knew I was joining a great team that had already won two Super Bowls. 1.Tuck Rule was neither cheating or put in place for the benefit of the Pats, it was a horrible rule that was correctly called on the field. I hope the players today respect the game, respect the men whose shoulders they are standing on. Not just by existing, but by cheating.
Jerry Rice Stickum doesnt matter. I also believe the whole defategate thing is foolish and this will be proven out by the Wells report (no apology though to SB winners). [1st] Most Yards Receiving, Game 289 (vs. Minnesota, Dec. 18, 1995)
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That is not a fact. The Hall of Fame is the absolute culmination of his entire life. Eddie would say, I'll give you guys everything you want. -. Cant wait for deflategate to be proved a witch hunt. But not wanting to disappoint my parents, and later my coaches, teammates and fans, is what pushed me to be successful. SMH. He is a perfectionist. He said he inflated the ball as much as possible before the refs checked it, hoping they would certify the ball as being in game condition. On November 4, 2010, Rice was chosen by NFL Network's NFL Films production The Top 100: NFL's Greatest Players as the number one greatest player in NFL history. Lets face it, that kind of drama is gonna be fun to see if its true. On Friday, PFT pointed out (at the behest of multiple Patriots fans) a recent admission from Rice that he applied stickum to his gloves. It seems that two of your five Super Bowl victories with the 49ers (Super Bowls XXIII and XXIV) would never have happened had Jerry Rice not cheated, by his OWN admission no less. . Then Hank Strams toupee. The truth will NEVER be known thanks to Goodell handling the dirty work for his boss, Kraft. All I had to do was wear sequins, an afro wig and heels. Before Joe Montana or Steve Young, there was Willie Totten, my quarterback at Mississippi State Valley University. Im 100% sure this post will be deleted because PFT is like North KoreaYOU MUST NEVER CRITISIZE THE SUPREME RULER KIM JUNG FLORIO! There was a certain standard. Keep ignoring the important facts so you can keep your panties in a bunch though. Theres a lot of fear out there in Patriots land being masked by ego and bravado. 1985 XIX San Francisco*. My hands got me here.. Home; Services; New Patient Center. Jerry was throwing stones when he had this in his closet? He worked harder than anybody that I have ever seen, and I think that all stems from his fear of failing. I love how these adults think. They are now collecting other teams missteps to show they arent the only cheating team (while still professing their own innocence). Ray Lewis returns from a torn triceps injury using PEDS to win a SB and youre bragging about doing things right? Yeah that non video thing really solved the whole signal thing. It isn't easy.. ****This is an ENORMOUS can of worms Jerry Rice OPENLY ADMITTED to doing.
How Many Drops Does Jerry Rice Have | StatMuse This is coming from a Green Bay fan whose team doesnt suck, nor did they lose to the Patriots. evilglazers666 regarding Patriots signing of Keith Byars years ago. Could people write them down? Not a surprise given the owners original stance trying to sweep the Ray Rice wife beating under the rug. 1992 XXVI Washington That came out as a false story. But like men of his generation, he expressed it in other ways. Best to just keep quiet about others affairs as a public figureor get a PFT handle and hide like the rest of us. I await your brilliant response. 1987 Most Valuable Player/Player of the Year (PFWA, NEA, SN, MX)
It is my great privilege and honor to present for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, my dear friend Jerry Rice. One harps on about stats, and the other has a super human athletic ability. Hey Big Boy, Please enlighten us.
Jerry Rice reflects on MVSU-JSU rivalry, talks Deion Sanders - USA TODAY That amount was earned from playing football. The guy should have been suspended for his on-field cheating and banned for life for his off field activities, but instead the Ravens built him a statue.
The Secrets To Jerry Rice's Hall Of Fame Football Career Can Be Found NBA: flops occur, but the real controversy is the legitness of the draft lottery. Number two, it is extremely UNlikely that 100% of the players did it. Joe Montana and Steve Young.
Will anyone ever break Jerry Rice's NFL receiving records? - Sportsnaut inside: Lewis stands and "I am a rock and rollin', country-and-western, rhythm and blues-delivers, 1957; (below) singin' motherfucker," then proceeded to play a 40-minute set Benmont . define hypocrite. Aw, what a shame. Throw them away, Tom, Jerry, Rodgers, Steve, and etc. Teams learn much more from scouting, game film, etc. what a bad excuse for a person. Jerry Ricer's career highlights with the San Francisco 49ers, Oakland Raiders, and Seattle Seahawks!#NFLLegendsThe NFL Throwback is your home for all things . The Patriots had signed fullback Keith Byars that season after hed been cut by the Dolphins. Jerry Rice ur great bud hall of famer love u man! Wow, his former teammates must be angry that he has accused them of cheating. [Tied for 3rd] Most Games, 100 or More Yards Receiving, Season 9 (1995)
Did Odell Beckham use stickum to make that great catch last year ? Obviously its shameful that Rice admitted this, his records are seemingly unbeatable but its his character and work ethic that always placed him as GOAT. Get off your high horse. Face it, the Patriots have been out playing teams for 15 years, mostly because of Tom Brady. The league didnt bother to enforce it. And we are all silly if we dont believe that all teams and all players attempt to gain some type of edge in what is an incredibly competitive and balanced league and where your entire campaign can turn on one play in a single game. Who cares? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
Signature Stats: Drop Rate - Wide Receivers - PFF 2012 XLVI New York Giants He has three Super Bowl championships under his belt. 11 Jun 2022. Rice is known for his exceptional speed, route running, and precise ball-handling . This should be a reminder to retired NFL players who have media deals not to get caught up in media hype. Bet some of that stickum got on the ball for Joe to grip. The NFL needs to have a zero tolerance policy for cheating. BTW,Im inclined to believe everyone did do this. Just like he did after every game, Eddie has greeted players like Joe Montana, Steve Young, Fred Dean and me in Canton, Ohio. But I guess I was preparing myself for something, destined for something, but I didn't know what. However, pPayers are penalized, suspended when they are caught in the act. No doubt Cris Carter will take advantage of this to try to get some recognition. 4. In Summary: TUCK rule = Proper call, no cheating #1: Unsubstantiated recording of PSI by the NFL Officiating crew, not only in this game but in all other previous games, as the NFL has zero policy on proper scientific standards of recording. Eventually something in your past will be dug up. 1999 XXXIII Denver Cheated rings are useless, now that every one knows about it. And, the BLOWBACK from the Deflategate witchhunt continues. This isnt surprising, and personally I dont think it really diminishes anything. Rice became a member of Phi Beta Sigma fraternity at the Delta Phi chapter while at Valley. Right after the season, whether we won the Super Bowl or not, I would take two weeks off and go right back to training. Salient fact 2. Because anything that exonerates the Pats is not what they want to hear. Tbh, I dont really care about his stickum use, what bothers me is the utter hypocrisy of his Patriots stance, and his inability to just admit he was wrong. He had two receptions for 36 yards and one touchdown. Jerry Rice Legends 89 OVR - Madden NFL 22 - MUT.GG Joe Montana's passing numbers were off. Getting away with 55 in a 50 zone is cheating. And when he felt perfect on the field he was perfect on the field. This is what happens when you open your mouth before thinking. Jerry Rice, a three-time Super Bowl champion and Hall of Fame inductee, is regarded as the greatest NFL wide receiver ever. I love my teammates and coaches. He set his career-high for catches in a season at 109 in 2015, then caught 107 passes in 2016 and then had 109 grabs again in 2017. That was it, nothing more. I miss Bill Walsh every day of my life. I could care less about any of this. [1st] Most Consecutive Game with Receiving Touchdown 13 (1986-1987)
Under-inflated balls; more and more evidence is showing Patriots are innocent. After shattering nearly every NCAA receiving record, Rice joined the defending Super Bowl champion 49ers in the fall of 1985. What a hypocrite. And on the third play of the game Joe Montana threw a pass to Jerry Rice, in double coverage, on the right sideline and he raced some sixty yards for a touchdown. The man who owns or has owned just about every meaningful record for wide receivers says he was first introduced to football by principal Ezell Wicks. Your teams must have been or still are getting beat down by them. Like I said I am not defending cheating but to think all players and teams are pure as the driven snow and it is only the Pats that cheat is nave. He also had one rush for 10 yards. It is only the Patriots that dont lose.
Jerry Rice Son: Brenden Rice's College Career at Colorado + USC #decreaseinPSI Youre not paranoid or anything. The Subcommittee on Forests and Forest Health will come to order. In 2019, he was voted Greatest Player in NFL History by USA Today Sports and was also named to the NFL's All Time Team. Pats fans are in such denial that they resort to calling those of us who are on the side of the truth, haters. 2 years ago Brady had near impossible comeback games against New Orleans, Denver and Cleveland. ..and no amount of back-pedaling or stories designed to soften the blow will change that. The amount of naivety in these comment is hilarious , if you think your favorite team or player of the past or present isnt doing everything they can do without thinking they will get caught to gain even the slightest advantage then you have no idea how competition works . But standing here today as the newest member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, feeling like a rookie all over again, I can honestly say this is the greatest team I have ever belonged to. New England then played Miami in the final game of the season, setting up a rematch in the first-round of the playoffs the following weekend. Just like every other team. These guys are always looking for an angle, a step up, or an edge. It just makes me wonder when FACTS you know THE REAL TRUTH comes out that people will still cling to their slant on itThe fact remains your team got beat, NOT YOU, your team got beat.
FOOTBALL; Young to Rice: Post-Montana Perfection Putting extra air into the ball before the ref inspects the ball is different than altering the ball after the ball has been inspected. Now carry on with your juvenile jealous haters nonsense. Yes, he blatantly violated the league rules., By Jason Cole, Yahoo Sports Friday, Sep 14, 2007. Here are the top 10 players of all time by total touchdowns scored from scrimmage. Before landing. Scoring Titles: 1987, 1995, O Oakland Raiders All other titles with San Francisco 49ers, 1980s All-Decade Team
My hands got me here.. Twenty years after Walsh and company watched him on a hotel-room television, Rice finished his NFL career with more receiving yards, 22,895, and more touchdowns, 208, than anyone in league. *** titles and that Gold jacket *** So sad! It is one thing for a PLAYER to cheat NFL rules and not be punished. examining pathways to build a stronger, more inclusive retirement system 117th congress (2021-2022) My uniform, the way I dress, is everything. So all former players and especially Jerry right now just please shut up. billswillneverwinthere, fixed that name for ya. That old fear of failure again. Seriously? Its that the Pats were immediately convicted by ex-players, media and fans before all the true facts came out. Kick him out of the HOF. Hitting 30 barely slowed Jerry Rice. Kraft just gave Belicheck a pet CHEETAH for winning his 4th SB with the pats. Forget the hypocrisy part. To my children, I am so proud of you. The bricks had to be stacked because any slowdown was money lost. Had they filmed from the designated location, there is no SpyGate. No big deal and not even closely related to getting an unfair advantage in inclement weather by deflating the football. Hes a disgrace to the NFL and the 49er family. 1992 NFC Dallas Cowboys 30, San Francisco 49ers 20
He had five receptions for 77 yards and one touchdown. [Tied for 2nd] Most Consecutive Game with Receiving Touchdown 8 (1989)
Spy-gate: The Patriots were fined for something that had been legal until 2007. A wide receiver is an essential position in gridiron football, and Jerry Rice is one of the greats in the position. So I guess by that definition, the Patriots NEVER cheated either since EVERY team was doing the same thing as them. Stickum in the 80s isnt half as a helpful to receiver as the synthetic blend gloves that make guys like ODB make sick catches like he does- and he should. I wish you were here, dad. All players did it! Tab will move on to the next part of the site rather than go through menu items. I'm so looking forward to seeing you make your mark in this world. Given Rices central role in the 49ers offence we must put asterisk besides all the 49er Super Bowl wins then. And the NFL does not care since theyve never enforced the fine on the books for that.
Mojo 02.2023_downmagaz.net (1) | PDF | Musicians You forgot the * after the two Ravens SBs. Live by example and dont point fingers is a wise philosophy. He loved football, loved his players even more, and he wanted to win. I wonder how he did that? Ive always wondered how those same fans explain coordinators covering their mouths even today? As to Randy Moss, if he had played his entire career under Brady, he would be the number 1 receiver of all time. Blah blah blah. There have been many, many instances of proven rules violations in the history of the NFL, but only the Patriots seem to be eternally stuck with the label of cheaters even though spygate was a bunch of nonsense. Just joking, guys. Those in glass houses jerry. The relationship with Kraft is that Kraft is his boss, just like every other owner. What I DO take umbrage with Jerry Rice is him flat out calling the Pats cheaters based on an initial report from a Colts friendly sports writer and a leak from an anonymous source by Chris Mortensen (Colts personnel maybe). He was selected to play in 13 Pro Bowls. If the Colts or Patriots are found guilty of it, then they cheated. You are a fan of a team that has a culture of cheating and seem to have accepted it. The culture of cheating must have been fostered by the coach. The funny thing is that Rice was stupid enough to throw stones at Brady when three days before he himself had openly admitted to cheating. Howard Cosell used to call him bad hands Jerry Rice. Ha, the nerds are going to have a field day with this. To be honest, at this point in time, whether footballs are being deflated (still not proven,) rubbing down footballs, or applying stickum to their gloves, it seems to me the only way to not be cheating is if you take a football out of the box, and play with it with no gloves on. He had five receptions for 79 yards. Rice used stickum and hes still the best receiver of all time, he took the gloves off and still produced and Randy Moss comes in at 2nd (former pats player). Jerry Rice references the nation's top recruits, cornerback Travis Hunter and wide receiver Kevin Coleman. Nobody really cares unless its the Patriots. He wasnt that fast in his hands werent that good. 1999 SP Signature Player's Ink Jerry Rice #JR-A Autograph. [Tied for 2nd] Most Touchdowns, Game 5 (vs. Atlanta, Oct. 14, 1990)
2011 XLV Green Bay Packers The point for all you Pats haters is that all players on all teams are looking for every competitive advantage. But these days the stakes are too high. But you also realize that it signals the end of your career. 2009 XLIII Pittsburgh Steelers Period. Rice joined the 49ers in 1985 and as a rookie just did what the rest of the league was doing. People complain that Pats fans say Everybody does it as some kind of justification, but thats not true. I cant believe he would actually admit that. His first comment My hypocrisy only goes so far is later corrected by the comment my hypocrisy knows no bounds. How true. When do you think they will investigate The 49ers stickumgate? That young boy from Mississippi has finally stopped running. This is a non story. Just ask where the White Suit is. 1996 XXX Dallas [Tied for 3rd] Most Two-Point Conversions, Career 4
Everyone in the world takes a little shortcut here and there, but apparently the message board trolls are the measurement of morality in society. Anytime a hater states the Patriots superbowls are tainted just means my team sucks or we lost to BB and Brady again !!! So basically to sum it up, were comparing a ball thats easier to grip with a ball thats easier to grip, (if indeed thats the case in deflategate because its not looking like there was any wrong doing other than by the Colts). He and McDaniels are a common denominator to all the cheating and dubious stuff that goes on such as the idea that the numbers on players back does not mean anything anymore because Belichick decided to break the silent unspoken rules of football that you are supposed to CLEARLY point out who is eligible and who is not. Carters reaction will be most interesting. By the time he retired after finishing his career with Oakland and Seattle, he was the most prolific wide receiver in NFL history with staggering career totals. I want to hear what Chris Carter says about this. Everyone was using stick em or looking for an advantage back when until it was made illegal, and even then its not like stickem is any different that the sticky gloves they have now a days. Rice, who was named first-team All-Pro 11 consecutive seasons and voted to 13 Pro Bowls, is also a member of the NFLs All-Decade Teams of the 1980s and 1990s and NFLs 75th Anniversary Team. By claiming that All players did it! regarding stickum use, Rice is trying to create the impression that he didnt have an edge. This says something about the man. Glue helps you hold onto the football, and holding onto the football got Jerry Rice into the Hall of Fame. I wonder how many clutch catches he made in all those playoff and SB games were because he cheated? Hypocrites out in force today. Rice resides in the San Francisco Bay Area with his wife, Latisha, and has four children.
NFL 100: At No. 3, Jerry Rice and the rookie season that launched a Then throw in the cheating. but only in patriots case everybody making huge deal, it is NOT even prove that patriots are guilty in under defalted football so thats clear indication that they simply jealous of patriots. I wonder how much Joe Montana and Steve Youngs career totals were impacted to this?
Top Jerry Rice Football Cards to Collect - The Cardboard Connection He had 1,549 catches for 22,895 yards and scored 208 touchdowns. People who live in glass houses shouldnt put stickum on their gloves before trying to catch stones. Website design & development by americaneagle.com copyright 2021 Pro Football hall of fame all rights reserved, Black College Football Hall of Fame Classic. For the fifth-straight year, and 10th overall, Rice not only was selected to the Pro Bowl but also the All-Pro First-Team. Jerry Rice is the NFL's career receptions leader with 1,549 As it stands, Larry Fitzgerald has the most receptions among active leaders. He played in 14 seasons, for which he earned a total amount of $82,488,499. By whom? Trolls will once again find some asinine excuse that what Rice did wasnt cheating. He had seven receptions for 148 yards and three touchdowns. And he started putting stickum on them. braceyourselffor12 says: 1987 NFC Offensive Player of the Year (UPI)
pftdeletesallcommentsbecausetheyrebabies says: Throw them away, Tom, Jerry, Rodgers, Steve, and etc. NFL fans have to be some of the dumbest people on the planet. They admitted guilt and moved on. Before you go assigning your sad, bitter little asterisks to the Pats achievements, make sure your own house is in order. We earned the nickname satellite express because the ball was seemingly in orbit. Throwing the descriptor a little is an attempt to minimize the issue. Someone needs to do a scientific study of the effects of stickum, and how it might explain the ENORMOUS disparity in what Jerry Rice accomplished versus the next incredibly talented player. Now all of the top receivers will speak out about how they never had to use stickum. The NCAA is almost as corrupt and brain-dead as the NFL, and many of the players personalities/behavior are similarly repulsive, but at least you know those schmucks will be gone after four years. Anytime a hater states the Patriots superbowls are tainted just means my team sucks or we lost to BB and Brady again !! That is the new narrative the Patriots are trying to hose the football nation with. 2000 XXXIV St Louis Sad that some Pats fans will think this sort of revelation justifies their own teams repeated shenanigans. What the hell people?? I found this post that says Fitz has the lowest drop percentage of any active WR. Gone are the glory days when we were oblivious to these subtle nuances of the game. No theres not. What can I say about the genius, the legend? I await your brilliant response. One ball was in the Colts possession. 1.Tuck Rule was neither cheating or put in place for the benefit of the Pats, it was a horrible rule that was correctly called on the field. Rice recorded 21 catches for 299 yards and three touchdowns at Colorado this season. Now the NFL has to kiss everyones behind. Some of these apply to hall of famers. Once the league cracked down, everyone stopped. Im not saying the outcome of the game would have been different or anything like that because they got beat 45-7, but they still had an edge.. It was as if I was saying, You're going to have to work so hard to get to where I am, and if you can pay that price, you deserve it. The Patriots have gone from playing Manuel the Spanish Waiter no compressed, mi know nothing to Bill Belichicks and Bob Kraft impersonation of Lance Armstrong looking straight at you and saying OH, WE WOULD NEVER, To now orchestrating a full campaign with background music and all of HEY EVERYBODY CHEATS, SO THAT MEANS WE ARE OK, AND GOODELL BURNS ALL THE EVIDENCE AND MAKES IT DISAPPEAR.